Friday, January 23, 2009

What do movies tell us?

1) Bad guys have beautiful daughters.

2) Lasers make sound.

3) Programs(code) make sound.

4) Driving is "continuously rocking the steering wheel left and right".

5) Monkeys can drive.

6) Cars and bikes explode when hit.

7) Unless they hit a tree.

8) Electric shocks can be seen all over the victims body.

9) Ghosts befriend kids.

10) Ghosts scare people for a day or two before killing them.

11) Either a mad guy or a chowkidaar warns beforehand about the ghosts.

12) The good guys pistol holds 40-50 bullets. Sometimes more

13) Rich people are all bad.

14) The bald goon is the most bad-ass(refer to any movie starring Jitendra)

15) Every gun-fight eventually gets down to a fist-fight with the "main Villain"

16) Colleges are full of infinitely many "good-looking-chicks".

14 comments:

  1. allow me to add a few more

    17) The hero and heroine are conveniently stuck in a forest for the night.

    18) Early next morning the hero wakes up and realizes the heroine is missing. He frantically searches only to find the heroine playing in a waterfall in the vicinity.

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  2. Indian director makes a 'slumdog crorepati' he gets criticized for insulting the indian culture Danny Boyle makes it .. the movie wins 10 oscars!!

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  3. hindi movies of 80-90s basically.

    one more:
    police always comes in the end because "unke haath kanoon se bandhe hue hote hain"

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  4. chek this out
    http://kool-dude-gaurav.blogspot.com/2008/04/riya-sen-hot-indian-gal.html

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  5. You've watched far too many movies. Now lets really see how these points stack up against real life ...


    1) Bad guys have beautiful daughters.

    Have you seen the Bush twins? I rest my case.

    2) Lasers make sound.

    "Ow! My eye!" - that's a sound.



    3) Programs(code) make sound.

    Gonna give you this one. Computer code making noise is pretty weird ...

    4) Driving is "continuously rocking the steering wheel left and right".

    Depends on the person - fastest route is a straight line, but sometimes you wanna take your time, and drive through a few people's living rooms. Damn Sunday drivers.

    5) Monkeys can drive.

    Monkeys can - their legs are just two short, so they need a buddy to push the pedals.

    6) Cars and bikes explode when hit.

    When hit by a bomb - yah.

    7) Unless they hit a tree.

    Unless it is an explosive tree.

    8) Electric shocks can be seen all over the victims body.

    And sometimes it can give you super powers... Though usually that super power comes with the lamest super power weakness of all - water.

    9) Ghosts befriend kids.

    Yeah, but only to get into their pants...

    10) Ghosts scare people for a day or two before killing them.

    Gotta make 'em tender.

    11) Either a mad guy or a chowkidaar warns beforehand about the ghosts.

    Well, honestly, the sanest person on Earth would seem pretty mad if they started knocking on your door shouting, "Look out! The doll is haunted!!"

    12) The good guys pistol holds 40-50 bullets. Sometimes more.

    They reload everytime you blink, silly.

    13) Rich people are all bad.

    Hmm.. Rupert Murdoch, 109th richest person in the world - meanwhile Warren Buffett is the #1 richest person in the world... Looks like I'm gonna have to call this one in favor of "good."


    14) The bald goon is the most bad-ass(refer to any movie starring Jitendra)

    Hair just weighs down all your badassness.

    15) Every gun-fight eventually gets down to a fist-fight with the "main Villain"

    It would be kinda an anti-climatic ending for the good guy to just waltz up to the badguy, shoot him once, and the credits roll.

    16) Colleges are full of infinitely many "good-looking-chicks".

    It is realistic in that, in real life, you never look at the unattractive chicks, so it is almost as if they don't exist.. Wow.. Dickish even by my standards.

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  6. @johnson: we are not talking about real life here... only what movies make us believe! good one maaaauuuuu!!!

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  7. if there is a police car behind you it will always pull you over

    Approaching women advice

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